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The Drumnakilly Devil – The Truth
Or was it a man from Gortin? I met a girl in Beragh and she said her name was Sarah, And I thought she was as fair a lass as ever wore a shoe; So I went and sat beside her, and with tay and buns...
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Loughmacrory People Live Longer. Better Lovers Too.
McAleese after a session with the wife A group of European scientists have confirmed that people from Loughmacrory live longer and are also more rampant at night. This revelation came as no surprise to...
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Council to Remove ‘Kill’ From All Tyrone Place Names. ‘Doesn’t Sound Nice’.
BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE East Tyrone Council last night confirmed that it intends to phase out ‘Kill’ or ‘Kil’ prefixes or suffixes to all place names in Tyrone over the next 12 months, and replace them...
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Wave Of Anger Over Brolly Comments To Be Turned Into Renewable Energy
Portable Generator BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIE County Tyrone GAA fans could be hooked up to wind turbines in an effort to harness the tidal wave of energy in the county created over the comments made by Joe...
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Irish Government Leak Plans To Quarry ‘Whole Of Tyrone’
Tyrone in 2016? Tyrone Tourism Officer Candy McClean has urged his office to drop the ‘Amongst The Bushes’ county slogan after a leaked document from Dublin revealed plans to immediately quarry the...
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Transfer Deadline Day In Tyrone
8:00am News coming through that Sean Cavanagh may be on his way to Beragh. More shortly 8:33am Reports emerging that Owen Mulligan has been looking at an estate agents shop in Ardboe, sparking rumours...
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